Mr. Urquhart is certainly not an avid Big Brother viewer, but he has found this latest piece of media frenzy regarding the alleged racism of ‘housemates’ rather interesting.
Normally F.U. couldn’t give a monkeys who said what in ‘the BB House’, or who is having ‘sex under the covers’, or who has had the latest over the top emotional outburst in the ‘Diary Room’ but the public interest that the recent furore over ‘racism’ warrants his attention. Now David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Keith Vaz, and the Republic of India have waded into the issue, making it not only of the utmost political import but also an international incident.
It makes the Suez Crisis look like a lover’s tiff, and the Cuban Missile Crisis a mild disagreement. F.U. takes this very seriously.
According to the British media and tens of thousands of Britons Miss Shilpa Shetty is a victim of racism because Jo from S-Club wouldn’t eat Miss Shetty’s curry. Additionally the gang of racist thugs including such notables as Britain’s thickest and least attractive ‘human being’ Jade Goody, Massive Chinned Jo from S-Club and some wannabe WAG called Danielle Lloyd took the mickey out of Shilpa’s accent.
Now, far be it for F.U. to defend the likes of Jade, Mega-Chin, and Lloyd he isn’t exactly convinced refusing to eat a curry (which he is sure was delectable) or having a giggle at an accent are the hallmarks of KKK activity.
F.U. had a curry before Christmas and found himself French-kissing his toilet for two days. By the second day, as F.U. was plucking up the courage to ask the said loo’s hand in marriage as it was the honourable thing to do, he realised that he felt no animosity towards the Indian people, and that he was a complete muppet for requesting a doggy-bag and failing to reheat a bit of Tandoori chicken wing.
The point F.U. is trying to make is that the combined intelligence of Reformed Bunter Jade, Give-my-chin-a-seat-on-the-UN-Security-Council-Chin-Jo, and Danielle-thought-Winston-Churchill-was-the-first-black-President-of-America-Lloyd are a motley crew of brainless Z-List cretins and quite frankly not worth the time of day.
It’s all too easy to make a mountain out of a molehill, although even the biggest of mountains would struggle to compete with Miss Goody’s gob, or Jo’s chin.
Shouldn’t all these goody two shoes letter-writers to Channel Four, and our leading politicians (excluding Keith Vaz who actually wasted House of Commons time on this issue in an Early Day Motion) save their ink, breath and effort for combating the real knuckle dragging racists?
Mr. Urquhart considers it a matter of priorities, which in this case are horribly skewed.
As Cameron has suggested, if you disapprove turn the channel over.
Normally F.U. couldn’t give a monkeys who said what in ‘the BB House’, or who is having ‘sex under the covers’, or who has had the latest over the top emotional outburst in the ‘Diary Room’ but the public interest that the recent furore over ‘racism’ warrants his attention. Now David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Keith Vaz, and the Republic of India have waded into the issue, making it not only of the utmost political import but also an international incident.
It makes the Suez Crisis look like a lover’s tiff, and the Cuban Missile Crisis a mild disagreement. F.U. takes this very seriously.
According to the British media and tens of thousands of Britons Miss Shilpa Shetty is a victim of racism because Jo from S-Club wouldn’t eat Miss Shetty’s curry. Additionally the gang of racist thugs including such notables as Britain’s thickest and least attractive ‘human being’ Jade Goody, Massive Chinned Jo from S-Club and some wannabe WAG called Danielle Lloyd took the mickey out of Shilpa’s accent.
Now, far be it for F.U. to defend the likes of Jade, Mega-Chin, and Lloyd he isn’t exactly convinced refusing to eat a curry (which he is sure was delectable) or having a giggle at an accent are the hallmarks of KKK activity.
F.U. had a curry before Christmas and found himself French-kissing his toilet for two days. By the second day, as F.U. was plucking up the courage to ask the said loo’s hand in marriage as it was the honourable thing to do, he realised that he felt no animosity towards the Indian people, and that he was a complete muppet for requesting a doggy-bag and failing to reheat a bit of Tandoori chicken wing.
The point F.U. is trying to make is that the combined intelligence of Reformed Bunter Jade, Give-my-chin-a-seat-on-the-UN-Security-Council-Chin-Jo, and Danielle-thought-Winston-Churchill-was-the-first-black-President-of-America-Lloyd are a motley crew of brainless Z-List cretins and quite frankly not worth the time of day.
It’s all too easy to make a mountain out of a molehill, although even the biggest of mountains would struggle to compete with Miss Goody’s gob, or Jo’s chin.
Shouldn’t all these goody two shoes letter-writers to Channel Four, and our leading politicians (excluding Keith Vaz who actually wasted House of Commons time on this issue in an Early Day Motion) save their ink, breath and effort for combating the real knuckle dragging racists?
Mr. Urquhart considers it a matter of priorities, which in this case are horribly skewed.
As Cameron has suggested, if you disapprove turn the channel over.
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